Dad's Back!

Dad went to physical therapy on Saturday and she got him to walk!  Mom and I couldn't believe it.  So on Sunday mom and I were sitting down to dinner and dad was in the garage roasting coffee.  Can you believe it?! He hadn't been in the garage for 9 weeks!

So I said to mom, "Dad is dad again!"

Mom said, "Yeah, isn't it great? He's walking and roasting coffee..."

I said, "You don't even know what I mean.  I mean he's late for dinner!"

*rim shot*

Swahili

I learned this song for the winter concert at school.  I have been singing it incessantly for the last few days. Fast, slow, in the shower...My mom recorded me so she and dad can learn it too.

Hectic!

My mom asked where my jacket was.  I forgot it in August's car.  She pointed out that I never used to forget stuff, I always came home with everything I went to school with until lately.  I told her, "Yeah, I know. I'm in third grade now and third grade is so hectic!"

8th Birthday CD

Once again, an epic tracklist for my birthday CD:

 1. Yoda - "Weird Al" Yankovic
 2. Days With You- Jason Webley/Sxip Shirey
 3. One Tiny Thing - 8in8
4. Amish Paradise - "Weird Al" Yankovic
5. Don't Stand So Close to Me - The Police
6. The Problem With Saints - 8in8
7. David Bowie - Phish
8. Fat - "Weird Al" Yankovic
9. Raisins - Barenaked Ladies
10. Re: Your Brains - Jonathan Coulton
11. Donkey Beef - Big Little Dipper Dipper
12. Reno - Billy Nayer Show
13. Whip It - Devo
14. Burning for You - Blue Öyster Cult
15. Pogoniasis II - Nuclear Rabbit
16. The Future Soon - Jonathan Coulton
17. Fury of the Storm - DragonForce
18. Toy - The Melvins
19. Shop - Bill Cosby
20. Chocolate Cake for Breakfast - Bill Cosby
21. Moth-Chew-Moth - Nuclear Rabbit

Google sweatshirt

Dad got me a sweatshirt from Google. I love it, it's really soft and warm. But the first day I wore it, it got a hole in the seam of the sleeve. Dad took it back and exchanged it for a new one and that one got a hole in the same place!!

Mom said, "Come on Google?! Who is making your sweatshirts?!"

I said, "Microsoft."

:)

Teleportation

I wish I could fly. No, I wish I could teleport. I wish I had a teleport jetpack so I could teleport while flying.