The secret of the reindeer

I told mom and dad tonight that when I yawn the yawn goes through the walls and up through the ceiling and puts more air into the sky and that's how the reindeer stay up.

I guess everyone should yawn a lot Christmas eve!!

Graveyards and Statues

I was just explaining to Jimmy that sometimes when people die they go into graveyards and become statues. And I saw a statue in Dublin one time that wasn't really a statue but a dead person. Can you imagine that? I saw a real dead person.
I wonder why mom doesn't remember any of this? Jimmy said he saw a statue in San Francisco so I told him it wasn't really a statue but a dead person. Then we decided to watch Winnie the Pooh.

Dear Santa

I sent this letter to santa today:

Dear Santa,
Please can I have R2D2
Love
Ben

I hope I get it!