Exposure

The 2 latest things that I've said that makes my mom think she's exposing me to the right things in life...
There was a desk bell at the store, and when it rang, I pointed out that it's the sound they have on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me.

And a video game had a guy say "Outstanding"...I finished that with "...In the Field" :)

Also, I climbed into bed with my mom and dad on Christmas morning, laid there with them a minute then said, "Why are you guys so calm? IT's CHRISTMAS!!"

Your Own Worst Enemy

Today Jimmy said, "Wasabi is my worst enemy."

I said, "Well, then it's your friend...if it's your worst enemy."

It took mom a few seconds to figure that one out.

7th Birthday CD

We put together the CD favor for my birthday this year.

1. We're Not Gonna Take It - Twisted Sister
2. Thunderbird - They Might Be Giants
3. Shack - Medeski, Martin & Wood
4. Cherry Bomb - The Runaways
5. I Love Rock 'n' Roll - Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
6. Goody Two Shoes - Adam Ant
7. Blue Sock - Charlie Hunter Trio
8. Untitled - Neutral Milk Hotel
9. Cashout - Fugazi
10. Back To The Garden - Jason Webley
11. Boris - The Melvins
12. Josh's Antelope Blues - Mustard
13. Mustt Mustt - Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
14. Llama - Phish
15. Take Me to the River - Talking Heads
16. So Lonely - The Police
17. Hockey Star - Big Little Dipper Dipper/Jason Webley
18. It's Kickin' In - They Might Be Giants

Zero is the hero

If there were no zeroes, there wouldn't be any hundreds or thousands. There wouldn't be a lot of numbers. Actually, there wouldn't be any numbers at all because zero starts all the numbers.

I'm really smart.

1st grade journal entries

My mom said this was her favorite. If you can't read it, it says, "This weekend I barfed. I was going to a show, the billy nair show. We were going down the street and that's when the barfing came. Isint that a exiding weekend."

Another entry mom and dad really liked was this one, it says, "This weekend I went to see the Melvens. They played to of there albums, stoner witch and bullhead. There one of my favorite bands in the world."